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Menu

Pre-order in advance from our menu for collection at the boat during our opening hours.
These items are also available to order in person from the boat.

Hot Food

Freshly prepared and cooked while you wait

Breakfast Roll

Bacon, sausage, egg and your choice of sauce on a buttered, white, crusty roll

Breakfast Roll

£6.00

Wheat
Eggs

Breakfast Roll - Vegan/Veggie

Richmond vegan sausages, a slice of Violife cheese and your choice of sauce in a white, crusty roll with Flora Plant Based butter.

£6.00

Vegan
Vegetarian
Wheat

Breakfast Roll - Gluten Free

Bacon, gluten free sausage, egg and your choice of sauce in a gluten free, white roll with Flora Plant Based butter.

£6.00

Gluten free
Eggs

Bacon Roll

Bacon and your choice of sauce on a buttered, white, crusty roll.

As it comes

£5.00

With egg

£5.50

Wheat
Eggs

Bacon Roll - Gluten Free

Bacon and your choice of sauce on a buttered (Flora Plant Based Butter), Warburton's gluten free white roll.

As it comes

£5.00

With egg

£5.50

Eggs
Gluten free

Bubble & Squeak

Potato patty with greens, mustard, onion, garlic topped with an egg and shredded bacon plus your choice of sauce. Gluten free.

Bubble & Squeak

£7.50

Eggs
Gluten free

Bubble & Squeak - Vegan/Veggie

Potato patty with greens, mustard, onion and garlic topped with a finely chopped Richmond vegan sausage and your choice of sauce

Bubble & Squeak, vegan

£7.50

Vegan
Vegetarian

Bacon, Brie & Cranberry Ciabatta

Bacon, camembert and cranberry sauce on a lightly toasted ciabatta with butter.

£7.50

Wheat

Bacon, Brie & Cranberry - Gluten Free

Bacon, camembert and cranberry sauce on a lightly toasted and buttered*, gluten free roll.
*Flora Plant Based Salted Butter.

£7.50

Gluten free

Cheeseburger

4.5oz beef, pork and onion patty, melted cheddar cheese slice with gherkins and your choice of sauce on a lightly toasted brioche bun

Cheeseburger

£7.50

Add bacon

£8.00

Milk

Cheeseburger - Gluten Free

4.5oz beef, pork and onion patty, melted cheddar cheese slice with gherkins and your choice of sauce on a lightly toasted white roll.

Cheeseburger

£7.50

Add bacon

£8.00

Milk
Gluten free

Floaters Fully Loaded Burger

A 4.5oz beef and pork burger patty with onions, a cheddar cheese slice, gherkins and salad leaves in a lightly toasted brioche bun, dressed with our signature chilli tomato chutney and mayonnaise.

£8.50

Mild

Bangkok Bad Boy Burger

Spicy, oriental-inspired vegan burger with coriander, lime, lemongrass and chilli, served in a burger bun with salad leaves and your choice of sauce.

£7.00

Vegan
Hot
Vegetarian

Salad

Zesty Bean Quinoa

Served cold with a wedge of lemon for a fresh squeeze of juice.

Ingredients:
Cooked Quinoa (Water, Quinoa)
Green Beans
Cooked Red Kidney Beans
Sweetcorn
Red Pepper
Peas
Tomatoes*
Cucumber
SOYA Beans
Sunflower Seeds
Rapeseed Oil
Parsley
Garlic
Salt
Paprika
Lemon Peel
Lemon Juice from Concentrate

*When in season, grown in our garden at home.
Not all ingredients are included in every batch of salad.

£3.50

Dairy free
Vegetarian
Soy
Gluten free

Sauces

Let us know which of these sauces you'd like with your food by adding them to your order

Ketchup

£0

Vegan
Vegetarian
Gluten free

Mayonnaise

£0

Eggs
Gluten free

Hellmann's Vegan Mayonnaise

£0

Vegan
Vegetarian
Gluten free

Brown Sauce

£0

Vegan
Vegetarian
Dairy free

BBQ Sauce

£0

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegetarian
Gluten free

Caramelised Onion Relish

£0

Vegan
Vegetarian

Colman's Mustard

£0

Vegan
Vegetarian
Gluten free

Milk & Sugar, Salt & Pepper

Cow's milk

£0

Milk
Gluten free

Oatly Barista

£0

Vegan

Sugar

£0

Sweetex sweetener

£0

Gluten free

Extra salt

£0

Add Pepper

£0

The Paulmighty Brownie Co.

Signature Choccy Brownie

Always gooey in the middle and crunchy on top. Indulgent, rich and everything you'd want in a brownie!

£2.50

Milk

GF Signature Choccy Brownie

Always gooey in the middle and crunchy on top. Indulgent, rich and everything you'd want in a brownie, but gluten free*!

Golden caster sugar
Flora Plant Based butter
Eggs
Gluten free chocolate
Cocoa powder
Gluten free flour

*Made in a kitchen that handles allergens. Please speak to us about our processes before placing an order.

£2.50

Milk
Gluten free

Biscoff Brownie

Always gooey in the middle and crunchy on top, sitting on a base of a single Biscoff biscuit. Indulgent, rich and everything you'd want in a brownie!

£3.00

Eggs
Milk

Vegan Biscoff Brownie

Always gooey in the middle and crunchy on top, sitting on a base of a single Biscoff biscuit. Indulgent, rich and everything you'd want in a brownie, with no animal-derived ingredients!

£3.00

Vegan

GF Bourbon Brownie

Always gooey in the middle and crunchy on top, sitting on a base of a single Bourbon biscuit. Indulgent, rich and everything you'd want in a brownie, and gluten free*!

Golden caster sugar
Flora Plant Based butter
Eggs
Gluten free chocolate
Cocoa powder
Gluten free flour
Free From Bourbon biscuit

*Made in a kitchen that handles allergens. Please speak to us about our processes before placing an order.

£3.00

Eggs
Milk
Gluten free

Biscoff Brownie Box of 12

Order a one-off box of 12 or choose a subscription. Ideal for treating yourself or the whole office!
Suitable for home freezing.
Delivery areas:
Portsmouth and surrounding areas,
Swanwick and surrounding areas,
Collection from Floaters Café can also be arranged,
Postage from £8.95/12

One-off, Box of 12

£30.00

Subscription Box of 12, 6 boxes

£162.00

Subscription Box of 12, one each month

£315.00

Milk

Signature Choccy Brownie Box of 12

Order a one-off box of 12 or choose a subscription. Ideal for treating yourself or the whole office!
Suitable for home freezing.

Delivery areas:
Portsmouth and surrounding areas.
Swanwick and surrounding areas.
Collection from Floaters Café can also be arranged.
Postage from £8.95/12

One-off, Box of 12

£25.00

Subscription Box of 12, 6 boxes

£135.00

Subscription Box of 12 every month

£264.00

Milk
Eggs

Vegan Biscoff Brownie Box of 12

Order a one-off box of 12 or choose a subscription. Ideal for treating yourself or the whole office!
Suitable for home freezing.

Delivery areas:
Portsmouth and surrounding areas
Swanwick and surrounding areas
Collection from Floaters Café can also be arranged.
Postage from £8.95/12

One-off

£30.00

Subscription Box of 12, 6 boxes

£162.00

Subscription Box of 12, one each month

£315.00

Vegan

Treats

Magnum White

£3.00

Milk
Gluten free

Cornetto Classic

£2.00

Calippo

Lime

£1.50

Orange

£1.50

Gluten free

Fruit Pastilles Ice Lolly

£1.50

Vegan
Gluten free

Puppuccino

For good doggos: non-dairy squirty cream topped with dog treats and cheese. Served with a fresh bowl of water to wash it down. Pawfect!

£1.00

Drinks

English Breakfast Tea

Yorkshire Tea with cow's milk, oat milk, and/or sugar or Sweetex. Please let us know your milk and sugar preferences by adding them to your order.

£2.00

Decaf Tea

Yorkshire Decaf Tea with cow's milk, oat milk, and/or sugar or Sweetex. Please let us know your milk and sugar preferences by adding them to your order.

£2.00

Peppermint Tea

Teapigs Peppermint Tea, with sugar or Sweetex and optional cow's or oat milk. Please let us know your milk and sugar preferences by adding them to your order.

£2.00

Drink Me Chai Latte

A powdered blend of exotic spices with soy protein & sweetened black tea. This recipe contains soya milk which means you can make it with water or milk.
Please let us know your milk and sugar preferences by adding them to your order.

With water

£3.50

With oat milk

£3.50

Vegan
Vegetarian
Gluten free

Coffee

Brazil, Dharbosa beans, freshly ground to order. Cow's milk or oat milk available, with sugar or Sweetex. Please let us know your milk and sugar preferences by adding them to your order.

REGION: High Cerrado, Minas Gerais
ALTITUDE : 1100 MASL
VARIETAL : Yellow Catuai
PROCESS : Natural Fermented
FLAVOUR NOTES: Caramel, Nuts, Chocolate

Americano

£3.00

Cappuccino

£3.50

Latte

£3.50

Decaf Coffee

Rave Coffee Swiss Water Decaf Blend No.11

Freshly ground beans, brewed in a cafetière with your choice of milk (see Milk section to order).

Tasting Notes:
Chocolate
Malt
Spices

Swiss water process decaf coffee is not only natural but delicious and removes 99.9% of the caffeine without chemicals. The natural water processed decaf coffee makes the best-tasting coffee and preserves the flavour whilst removing only the caffeine.

£3.00

No Caffeine

Jimmy's Caramel Iced Coffee

£3.00

Rachel's Iced Coffee

Chilled espresso with oat or cow's milk and a syrup of your choice from the available selection served in an 8oz cold cup.

£3.00

Vegan
Milk
Gluten free

Hot Chocolate

Cadbury's Hot Chocolate, made with oat or cow's milk, with or without all the trimmings, vegan, gluten free or not: marshmallows, fudge cubes, squirty cream and a hazelnut cocoa wafer stick.

Please let us know your milk and sugar preferences by adding them to your order.

No toppings

£3.50

No toppings, vegan

£3.50

No toppings, gluten free

£3.50

All the toppings

£4.50

All the toppings, vegan

£4.50

All the toppings, gluten free

£4.50

Vegan
Gluten free

Soft drinks

Pepsi Max

£1.50

7Up Zero

£1.50

Bottled Water

£1.50

Fruit Shoot (orange)

£1.50

Fruit Shoot (apple & blackcurrant)

£1.50

Lucozade Sport (raspberry)

£2.50

Corona Cero

Corona Cero: "Sunbrew" B4Y offers refreshing taste with added benefits. This zero-alcohol beer contains Vitamin D, providing a boost of nutrition while quenching your thirst. Enjoy the crisp, natural flavours of Corona Cero while supporting your well-being. Stay refreshed and nourished with this unique brew.

£3.50

No alcohol

Alcohol

Coming soon..!

£0.00

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